Bjarne Melgaard
Alarma! Boyfriends
January 19, 2012

21 Downing Street
New York, NY 10014

“They decided to go to Mexico to be ALARMA! Magazines‘s new cover stars. Since they were lazy they chose a luxury resort instead of Mexico City. The whole idea was to act so stupid that they would be killed and cut up in pieces as dumb tourists looking for drugs.”